There are certain events that occur in a mother's life that earn her, what I call, Mommy Merit Badges. I have received my "Sleepless Night" badge, my "Get Puked on Over Twenty Times" badge and my "Find What the Baby Wants to Eat and Not Spit Out" badge. My favorite badges are the "Got a Kiss" badge and the "Hugs Goodnight" badge. I have now received the "Child Rolls Out the Toilet Paper" badge. I am so proud!